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Why Bibles are the No. 1 best seller in the world

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A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. - Bob Hope

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder


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