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Why Bibles are the No. 1 best seller in the world

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God bless us every one! - Tiny Tim

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Victor Kraft

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho


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