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God has always been hard on the poor. - Jean Paul Marat

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

My reason nourishes my faith and my faith my reason. - Norman Cousins

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? - Mark Twain

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


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