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As The World Turns

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As The World Turns thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Permanently recording our life story
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A man's deeds are his life. - African Saying

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

Life is a series of commas, not periods. - Matthew McConaughey

Nothing is born into this world without labor. - Rob Liano

Life is just a dream, but don't wake me up! - Yiddish Proverb

Life is the biggest bargain - we get it for nothing. - Yiddish Proverb

Life is about making an impact, not making an income. - Kevin Kruse

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

90 percent of my time is spent on 10 percent of the world. - Colin Powell

A tomb now suffices him for whom the world was not enough. - Alexander The Great

To enter life by way of the vagina is as good a way as any. - Henry Miller

It's never too late - in fiction or in life - to revise. - Nancy Thayer

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life. - Oscar Wilde

The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself. - W Somerset Maugham

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can. - Billy Idol

When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen. - Unknown

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. - Garman Wold

It's a culmination of your life of surfing when you turn and paddle in at Mavericks. - Jeff Clark

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. - Cullen Hightower

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

There are some things in life where it's better to receive than to give, and massage is one of them. - Al Michaels

A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

There are only two ways of getting on in the world: by one's own industry, or by the weaknesses of others. - Jean de La Bruyere

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

If you deliberately set out to be less than you are capable, you'll probably be unhappy for the rest of your life. - Abraham Maslow

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch somebody else doing it wrong, without comment. - T.H. White

The barrier between success is not something which exists in the real world: it is composed purely and simply of doubts about ability. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen

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