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England moves from Bailey Bridge to Lorry Bridge

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Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British. - Unknown

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

What Great Britain calls the Far East is to us the near north. - Robert Gordon Menzies

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

He who cannot forgive breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass. - George Herbert

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

To cure the British disease with socialism was like trying to cure leukemia with leeches. - Margaret Thatcher

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Larry Gogan: 'With what town in Britain is Shakespeare associated?'
Contestant: 'Hamlet'. - Larry Gogan

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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