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Science is organized knowledge. - Herbert Spencer

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

Flirting is conversational chemistry. - Isaac Mizrahi

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Thomas H. Huxley

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Charity, good behaviour, amiable speech, unselfishness - these by the chief sage have been declared the elements of popularity. - Burmese Proverb

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

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