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Young At Heart

Time to start feeling young again - enjoy life!

Young At Heart thanks to Barry McCartney

Time is a concept that humans created

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Age considers; youth ventures. - Rabindranath Tagore

Busy souls have no time to be busybodies. - O'Malley

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

First time in 23 years our minds are synchrosized. - Archie Bunker

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

We always have time enough, if we will but use it aright. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. - Bonnie Friedman

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle

When was the last time you did something for the first time? - Unknown

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

Come what may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day. - William Shakespeare

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

When I was young I pitied the old. Now old, it is the young I pity. - Jean Rostand

The deepest definition of youth is life as yet untouched by tragedy. - Alfred Whitehead

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

You're still young. Being a true loser takes years of inaptitude. - Robin Williams

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy man has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

This time, like all times, is a very good one, if we but know what to do with it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Pessimists are usually kind. The gay, bubbling over, have no time for the pitiful. - Sean O'Faolain

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan. Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time. A long time. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time. - Lou Brock

A professional is a man who can do his best at a time when he doesn't particularly feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

Time will discover everything to posterity. It is a babbler, and speaks even when no question is put. - Euripides

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Do you think that every time someone has acupuncture there's a voodoo doll out there having a really bad day? - Caryn Leschen

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham


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