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You Are Grounded

How I ground my kids

You Are Grounded thanks to Jim Serritella

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

He who slings mud generally loses ground. - Adlai Stevenson

Energy and persistence conquer all things. - Benjamin Franklin

Discipline yourself and others won't need to. - John Wooden

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

He was so crooked that when he died they had to screw him into the ground. - Bob Hope

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Genius at first is little more than a great capacity for receiving discipline. - George Eliot

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. - Mark Twain

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Analysis kills spontaneity. The grain once ground into flour springs and germinates no more. - Henri Frederic Amiel

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. - Andy Rooney

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


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