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Worst Halloween Decoration

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Worst Halloween Decoration thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

Good taste is the worst vice ever invented. - Edit Sitwell

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I've heard some duff Irish accents. The worst must be Mickey Rourke. - James Nesbitt

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. - George Woodberry

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. - Will Rogers

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck


Chopper Bicycle

Canadian Suntan

Walkway To Heaven

Groucho Marx and Jimmy Savile

Despicable Shoes

Prayer Conditioning

Lazy People Make Excellent Engineers

Spaghetti Western

Under The Weather

Backpack Barney

My Sweet Potato

Who Needs a Guard Dog?

My Next Life

Mouse Insider

Close Ups

Redneck Camera Phone

Mega Samurai Sudoku Puzzles

Redneck Cupboard

Homeless Signs

Floor Store

Mary Go Round

City Beach Castle

Rescue Pup

Your Meal Is Ready