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Worst Halloween Decoration

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Worst Halloween Decoration thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Rebellions of the belly are the worst. - Francis Bacon

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. - Plato

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

I'm the worst thing that's ever happened to ISIS. - Donald Trump

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

To know what is right and not to do it is the worst cowardice. - Confucius

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

The worst thing said about him is that he was "uncurious." - Yvon Chouinard

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

I've heard some duff Irish accents. The worst must be Mickey Rourke. - James Nesbitt

"Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people. - Mark Twain

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. - George Woodberry

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

Humans have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them. - Albus Dumbledore

If you are your worst critic, don't be angry if others try to claim the title. - Faydra D. Fields

Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones

The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that. - Pearl Bailey

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

First ask yourself: What is the worst that can happen? Then prepare to accept it. Then proceed to improve on the worst. - Dale Carnegie

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


Cultural Exchange

Meowzart

Bonus Baby

Strawberry Heart

Water Skiing in Russia

Plumber's Party

Hand Face

Moon Harvest

Reach For The High-Hanging Fruit

CheckMate

Ship Tow

Redneck Turkey Shoot

Costco Wine

Downer Parking

Baconurkey

Camel Herders of the 21st Century

Redneck Palm Pilot

Turkey Day Selfie

Spool Turkey

Meal Alert

Turkey Not

Thanksgiving Harvest Time

Turkey Wants You To Eat Pork

Going Cold Turkey