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Good taste is the worst vice ever invented. - Edit Sitwell

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. - Plato

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

I'm the worst thing that's ever happened to ISIS. - Donald Trump

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

To know what is right and not to do it is the worst cowardice. - Confucius

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes. - Zig Ziglar

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears. - Laird Hamilton

I've heard some duff Irish accents. The worst must be Mickey Rourke. - James Nesbitt

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

"Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people. - Mark Twain

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

I bring out the worst in my enemies and that's how I get them to defeat themselves. - Roy Cohn

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. - Hannah Arendt

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. - Will Rogers

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

First ask yourself: What is the worst that can happen? Then prepare to accept it. Then proceed to improve on the worst. - Dale Carnegie

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it hardly behooves any of us to talk about the rest of us. - Edward Wallis Hoch

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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