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Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. - Unknown

Good taste is the worst vice ever invented. - Edit Sitwell

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

I'm the worst thing that's ever happened to ISIS. - Donald Trump

Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. - Unknown

To know what is right and not to do it is the worst cowardice. - Confucius

Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good. - Johnny Miller

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears. - Rudyard Kipling

I became involved in photography when I was about thirteen years old. - Leonard Nimoy

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

I've heard some duff Irish accents. The worst must be Mickey Rourke. - James Nesbitt

Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. - George Woodberry

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

I realized that the worst thing that could happen to me was about to happen to me. - William Raymond Manchester

If you are your worst critic, don't be angry if others try to claim the title. - Faydra D. Fields

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. - Hannah Arendt

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. - Will Rogers

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck


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