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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Being afraid is the worst sin there is. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

The worst form of injustice is pretended justice. - Plato

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. - Charles Dickens

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. - Unknown

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself. - Mark Twain

To know what is right and not to do it is the worst cowardice. - Confucius

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

The worst thing said about him is that he was "uncurious." - Yvon Chouinard

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears. - Laird Hamilton

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

"Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people. - Mark Twain

Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. - George Woodberry

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober. - William Butler Yeats

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx

I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I looked merely constipated. - George Bernard Shaw

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. - Will Rogers

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst


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