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World Peas

Feeding the world with compassion and understanding

World Peas thanks to Wayne Nowazek

I can taste it - peas on earth and good will to all

Luke 2:14   “Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace among men with whom He is pleased”
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Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility. - Albert Einstein

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

The most destitute person in the world is the one without a smile. - Zig Ziglar

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

Prizes are like sashes, you can wear them and be Miss World for a bit. - Martin Amis

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world. - George Bernard Shaw

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

There's nothing like an English weirdo. We have the best nutters in the world. - Sharon Osbourne

That is one good thing about this world... there are always sure to be more springs. - L.M. Montgomery

A lot of good could be accomplished in this world if nobody cared who got the credit. - Unknown

For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon

To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. - Voltaire

There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't - the Joe-kster

The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it. - Bill Nye

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. - Bertrand Russell

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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