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Workshop Labour Rates

Motorists face higher costs as price of garage labour races ahead

Workshop Labour Rates thanks to Howard Chapman

Business with 'peer pressure' cost structure

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Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend


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