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Workshop Labour Rates

Motorists face higher costs as price of garage labour races ahead

Workshop Labour Rates thanks to Howard Chapman

Business with 'peer pressure' cost structure

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Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

We always admire the other fellow more after we have tried to do his job. - William Feather

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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