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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes. - William J. Brennan, Jr.

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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