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Workshop Labour Rates

Motorists face higher costs as price of garage labour races ahead

Workshop Labour Rates thanks to Howard Chapman

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What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

If only Bapu knew the cost of setting him up in poverty! - Sarojini Naidu

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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