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Winter Driving in Canada

Roads were quite icy that day in the Moistwest Territories

Winter Driving in Canada thanks to Barry McCartney

Safety driving tips for winter weather roads

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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder


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