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Window Washers at a Children's Hospital

Spiderman's friends spread web of goodwill

Window Washers at a Children's Hospital thanks to Keith Blake

Healthcare professionals spreading good cheer at a Children's Hospice

Window Washers at a Children's Hospital thanks to Keith Blake

Window Washers at a Children's Hospital thanks to Keith Blake

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All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Am I afraid of high notes? Of course I am afraid. What sane man is not? - Luciano Pavarotti

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult. - Chris Hardwick

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia


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