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Dogs and Kids are best friends

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields


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