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Dogs and Kids are best friends

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The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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