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Whale Photobomb

Some whale watching tours add special backdrop scenery

Whale Photobomb thanks to Louise Wintrell

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The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

Ships are expendable; the whales are not. - Paul Watson

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

There is no eel so small but it hopes to become a whale. - German Proverb

To expect the unexpected shows a thoroughly modern intellect. - Oscar Wilde

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

The best things in life are unexpected - because there were no expectations. - Eli Khamarov

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species. - Dave Barry

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah?
He used to live in whales for a while. - Groucho Marx

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. - George S Patton

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

Any human anywhere will blossom in a hundred unexpected talents and capacities simply by being given the opportunity to do so. - Doris Lessing

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler


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