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Walker Buddies

No matter your age, walking is good for you

Walker Buddies thanks to Craig Simpson

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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