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Wailea Splendour

Walking the beach promenade in Wailea, Maui

Wailea Splendour thanks to joe-kster

Wailea Splendour thanks to joe-kster

Wailea Splendour thanks to joe-kster

Wailea Splendour thanks to joe-kster

Wailea Splendour thanks to joe-kster

Wailea Splendour thanks to joe-kster

Kihei Sunset, marking the end of a wonderful Maui vacation
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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

Hawaii is not a state of mind, but a state of grace. - Paul Theroux

The dust of exploded beliefs may make a fine sunset. - Geoffrey Madan

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

A sunset is nothing more and nothing less than the backside of a sunrise. - Craig D. Lounsbrough

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

Happiness is a Swedish sunset - it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it. - Mark Twain

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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