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Vegetarian Hunter

Native Indian translation for bad hunters

Vegetarian Hunter thanks to Keith Blake

Gone Hunting for Food

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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. - Rita Rudner

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Are you Indian or Pakistani? I can never tell the difference between you chaps. - Prince Philip

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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