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Should your art be insured?

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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have. - Andy Warhol

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James


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