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UPS and DOWNS

Every package delivery company has its pros and cons

UPS and DOWNS thanks to joe-kster

Supply Chain Solutions - a toss-up

UPS Freight is the Less-Than-Truckload trucking division of UPS... Downs has its own syndrome

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She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
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A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt


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