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How to understand women - a lifetime preoccupation

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I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christion Morgenstern

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the intent to reply. - Stephen R. Covey

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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