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Unfortunate Sign Burnouts

Worn out signs with alternate meanings

Unfortunate Sign Burnouts thanks to Keith Blake

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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb? - Steven Wright

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

If you're not failing now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe. - Woody Allen

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson

The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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African Ambulance

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A Picture Of Me In The Shower

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Reach For Your Dreams

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