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Umbrella Stand-ard

When there's not enough time to fully open the umbrella

Umbrella Stand-ard thanks to Barry McCartney

Umbrella Safety to Weather any storm

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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper? - Princess Leia

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway


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