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Twin Falls

Inspiring scenery @ start of the winding road to Hana, Maui

Twin Falls thanks to joe-kster

Bamboo-zled close to the Twin Falls entrance

Twin Falls thanks to joe-kster

Cooling off at a separate pool before the Twin Falls

Twin Falls thanks to joe-kster

Arriving at the Twin Falls

The Twin Falls are the first waterfalls on the Road to Hana
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All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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