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Truth Decay

Prevention by brushing up on the Bible

 

Truth Decay thanks to Karen Moore

Sign that it's time to head back to Church

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The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

It's a sad truth that everyone is a bore to someone. - Llewellyn Miller

You must accept the truth from whatever source it comes. - Maimonides

Logic is the technique by which we add conviction to truth. - Jean de la Bruyere

Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay as long as truth. - Will Rogers

Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said. - Mel Brooks

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Facts and truth really don't have much to do with each other. - William Faulkner

Most men look to what is right for them. Few search for the truth. - Unknown

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

Always go too far, because that's where you'll find the truth. - Albert Camus

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. - Josh Billings

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

Lying makes a problem part of the future; truth makes a problem part of the past. - Rick Pitino

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

The pursuit of truth is like picking raspberries. You miss a lot if you approach it from only one angle. - Randal Marlin

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

The truth is, I do indulge myself a little the more in pleasure, knowing that this is the proper age of my life to do it. - Samuel Pepys

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

You're only as old as you feel is a refrain one hears enough that it must have some truth to it, though your oncologist might disagree. - Edward Hoagland

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison


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