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Truck Rest Stop

Truck stop hammocks are becoming increasingly popular in Texas

Truck Rest Stop thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Truckers now sleep free of charge, protected from the elements

A hammock is a sling made of fabric, rope, or netting, suspended between two points, used for swinging, sleeping, or resting. Truck stop hammocks are becoming increasingly popular in Texas.

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on
And our little lives are rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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