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Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

They fail, and they alone, who have not striven. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

Hiring alone doesn't give equal opportunity. - Richard J Mahoney

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

You cannot be lonely if you like the person you're alone with. - Wayne Dyer

Alone and warming his five wits, the white owl in the belfry sits. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors. - Confucius

You're only lonely if you don't like the person you are alone with. - Wayne Dyer

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

You can make it, but it’s easier if you don’t have to do it alone. - Betty Ford

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Knowledge alone is not enough. It must be leavened with magnanimity before it becomes wisdom. - Adlai E. Stevenson

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Unknown

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

To stand up on a stage alone with an acoustic guitar requires bravery bordering on heroism. Bordering on insanity. - Richard Thompson

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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