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Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

The struggle alone pleases us, not the victory. - Blaise Pascal

They fail, and they alone, who have not striven. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

The two of us all alone and, well, we was imminent together. - Archie Bunker

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me. - Charles William Stubbs

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors. - Confucius

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

You can make it, but it’s easier if you don’t have to do it alone. - Betty Ford

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. - Al Capone

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them. - Adlai Stevenson

Knowledge alone is not enough. It must be leavened with magnanimity before it becomes wisdom. - Adlai E. Stevenson

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Early on, if I was alone two or three nights in a row, I'd start writing poems about suicide. - Jack Nicholson

The law was made for one thing alone - for the exploitation of those who don't understand it. - Bertoit Brecht

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash


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