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Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

You're only lonely if you don't like the person you are alone with. - Wayne Dyer

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

You can make it, but it’s easier if you don’t have to do it alone. - Betty Ford

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them. - Adlai Stevenson

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world. - Freya Stark

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Inside myself is a place where I live alone and that's where you renew your springs that never dry up. - Pearl S. Buck

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. - Elbert Hubbard

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

This, then, is the test we must set for ourselves; not to march alone but to march in such a way that others will wish to join us. - Hubert H. Humphrey

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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