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Tree Nurture

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Tree Nurture thanks to Kenzie Barlow

Lending a helping hand - tree care tips for leaning trees

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Growth is the only evidence of life. - John Henry Newman

I understand. I just don't care. - Unknown

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonade. - Dale Carnegie

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care. - Unknown

Putting your hands in the earth is very grounding. - John Glover

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

I don't know what apathy is and I don't care! - Unknown

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. - George Eliot

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

There's power in looking silly and not caring that you do. - Amy Poehler

Wringing your hands only stops you from rolling up your sleeves. - James Rollins

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

Take care of yourself. You never know when the world will need you. - Unknown

You can get old pretty young if you don't take care of yourself. - Yogi Berra

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

When life hands you a lemon, say, "Oh year, I like lemons, what else ya got?" - Henry Rollins

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what - Unknown

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Unknown

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy, you must have somebody to divide it with. - Mark Twain

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

When you know you're right, you don't care what others think. You know sooner or later it will come out in the wash. - Barbara McClintock

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

When enough people care about autism or diabetes or global warming, it helps everyone, even if only a tiny fraction actively participate. - Seth Godin

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

The rain of Madre de Dios is similar to that of the Amazon, but there is a petrifying aspect to it, as if it seeks to wound rather than to nurture. - Tahir Shah


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