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Tree Nurture

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Tree Nurture thanks to Kenzie Barlow

Lending a helping hand - tree care tips for leaning trees

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Growth is the only evidence of life. - John Henry Newman

I understand. I just don't care. - Unknown

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Growth itself contains the germ of happiness. - Pearl S. Buck

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. - Red Skelton

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

Putting your hands in the earth is very grounding. - John Glover

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

When my wrestlers got their hands raised, I jumped for joy. - Dan Gable

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

There's power in looking silly and not caring that you do. - Amy Poehler

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true. - Dorothy Parker

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands. - Jesse Helms

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

When life hands you a lemon, say, "Oh year, I like lemons, what else ya got?" - Henry Rollins

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what - Unknown

Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Seek opportunities to show you care. The smallest gestures often make the biggest difference. - John Wooden

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy, you must have somebody to divide it with. - Mark Twain

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

I'm telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe I'm discovering that things were never in my hands. - Gordon Atkinson

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

When you know you're right, you don't care what others think. You know sooner or later it will come out in the wash. - Barbara McClintock

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

When enough people care about autism or diabetes or global warming, it helps everyone, even if only a tiny fraction actively participate. - Seth Godin

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik


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