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Travel Mints

A sign of real coffee within hiking distance

Travel Mints thanks to Roy Turkington

Road signs along the trail

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The journey is the reward. - Tao Saying

Wander often
Wonder always - Unknown

The journey not the arrival matters. - T S Eliot

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. - Steven Wright

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. - G K Chesterton

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going. - Paul Theroux

If all difficulties were known at the onset of a long journey, most of us would never start out at all. - Dan Rather

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

I soon realized that no journey carries one far unless, as it extends into the world around us, it goes an equal distance into the world within. - Lillian Smith


Portable Balance Beam

Fried Eggs - Military Style

Motorvation

Teenage Mutant Ninja Hay Bail

Driving Rain

Eddie Reward

Got Them All

Owlvis Presley

Motorcycle Limo

Runaway Tree

Human Explosion

Air Force Pilots

See You Later

Lunch Admirers

Loo View

Cell Phone Booth

Topless Kate Middleton

Skype Hype

Almost Batman

Cadillac Bike

Donut Decadence

Manmade Beach in Japan

Bacon Bikes

Animal Taxi