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The journey is the reward. - Tao Saying

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

The journey not the arrival matters. - T S Eliot

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

The longest journey is the journey inward. - Dag Hammarskjold

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going. - Paul Theroux

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

Stay off the bandwagon. More likely than not, your own way of getting there makes for a better journey. - Faydra D. Fields

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

I soon realized that no journey carries one far unless, as it extends into the world around us, it goes an equal distance into the world within. - Lillian Smith


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