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Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts


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