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This Little Stool

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This Little Stool thanks to Elenore Archibald

This little stool is mine
I use it all the time
To reach the things I couldn't
And lots of things I shouldn't

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Hope is a song in a weary throat. - Pauli Murray

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Impatience never commanded success. - Edwin H. Chapin

Our favorite attitude should be gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

Success is not forever, and failure's not fatal. - Don Shula

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. - Albert Einstein

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on. - Christopher Walken

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D. Rockefeller

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. - Unknown

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

If you don't strive for the best, you will never make it. - Gerald Ford

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Don't ever perceive other people's success as your own failure. - Rob Liano

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success. - Napoleon Hill

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. - Maya Angelou

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Lord Tennyson

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

I never like anyone who didn't have a temper. If you don't have any temper, you don't have any passion. - Michael Bloomberg

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: Try to please everybody. - Herbert Bayard Swope

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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