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Think Safety First

Some workers don't practice what they preach

Think Safety First thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Work safety signs for those who can read

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Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide


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