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Think Safety First

Some workers don't practice what they preach

Think Safety First thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Work safety signs for those who can read

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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