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Think Safety First

Some workers don't practice what they preach

Think Safety First thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Work safety signs for those who can read

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

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