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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Our favorite attitude should be gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. - Christopher Lasch

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Forgiveness is not an occasional act: it is an attitude. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse. - Florence Nightingale

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Success comes from knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Everything happens for a reason, you only need to keep on editing your attitude and gratitude so as to sail through. - Unknown

Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: Try to please everybody. - Herbert Bayard Swope

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

Remember you're not entitled to anything. You have to earn your success every day, and you will make mistakes like everyone else. - Harvey Mackay

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson


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