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The Importance Of Education

Food For Thought at Happy's Market

The Importance Of Education thanks to Francis Densen

Here's to the start of a Redneck's school year

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There is no education like adversity. - Disraeli

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

If everything is important, then nothing is. - Unknown

Life is too important to be taken seriously. - Oscar Wilde

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

To educate a man is to unfit him to be a slave. - Frederick Douglass

Where you start is not as important as where you finish. - Zig Ziglar

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely. - P.J. O'Rourke

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

The most important of my discoveries has been suggested to me by my failures. - Sir Humphrey Davy

Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it. - Mahatma Gandhi

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. - Joey Adams

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

Sometimes the most important thing in a whole day is the rest we take between two deep breaths. - Etty Hillesum

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Things that aren't important, that have nothing to do with winning and losing, don't have to be a rule. - Peter Richmond

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Three things in human life are important. The first is to be kind. The second is to be kind. And the third is to be kind. - Henry James

What you get by reaching your destination is not nearly as important as what you will become by reaching your destination. - Zig Ziglar

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster


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