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Texting In The Old Days

Text messaging in the early 1900's

Texting In The Old Days thanks to Jim Serritella

Text messaging, or texting, is the act of composing and sending brief, electronic messages between two or more mobile phones, or fixed or portable devices

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My life is my message. - Mohandas Gandhi

The medium is the message. - Marshall McLuhan

Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating. - Jim Carrey

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary. - Arthur Schopenhauer

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

If people are having trouble communicating, the least they could do is shut up about it. - Tom Lehrer

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. - Mark Twain

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright


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