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Texas Lampshades

Lighting the way in a home Down South

Texas Lampshades thanks to Keith Blake

This way, Bubba doesn't have to hunt for the light switch at home

Y’all come over and see a few good lightbulbs

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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. - Al Capone

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

The sky in Texas is the most amazing sky in the whole country, I think, like you can see more sky in Texas than you can see anywhere else in the world. - dina Menzel

I'm afraid of love, because it involves things that are beyond our understanding; it sheds such a brilliant light, but the shadow it casts frightens me. - Paulo Cohelo

When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent. - George Carlin

Left to ourselves, we might pick the wrong health insurance, the wrong mortgage, the wrong school for our kids; why, unless they stop us, we might pick the wrong light bulb. - Mitch Daniels

Every time you do a good deed, you shine the light a little farther into the dark. And the thing is, when you're gone, that light is going to keep shining on, pushing the shadows back. - Charles de Lint


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Tree Removal

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Statue of Libertea

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Cow Photobomb

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Never Give Up

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Outdoor Pool

Wedding Pound Cake

Fear Of Light

Maiden Rock Illusion

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit

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