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Taking Care Of Her Little Ones

The unbound love of mothers and their children throughout the world

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At the River

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In Africa

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In India

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In the Ocean

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In a Surrey, B.C. Parking Lot

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Necessity is the mother of attraction. - Luke McKissack

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

A mother's arms are more comforting than anyone else's. - Princess Diana

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

The story of a mother's life: trapped between a scream and a hug. - Cathy Guisewite

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

There's no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one. - Jill Churchill

The problem is that Americans care more about saving whales than saving males. - Warren Farrell

Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark

I want to stay curled and cosied and chocolated... forever in my mother's arms. - Sanober Khan

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. - Erma Bombeck

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy, you must have somebody to divide it with. - Mark Twain

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

When enough people care about autism or diabetes or global warming, it helps everyone, even if only a tiny fraction actively participate. - Seth Godin

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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