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Taking Care Of Her Little Ones

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Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

Ignorance is the mother of admiration. - George Chapman

I don't know what apathy is and I don't care! - Unknown

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live. - Jim Rohn

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle... call Mom. - Jennifer Garner

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology. - Ray Romano

Why should I care about posterity? What’s posterity ever done for me? - Groucho Marx

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy Fisher

The problem is that Americans care more about saving whales than saving males. - Warren Farrell

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

The unhappiest people in this world, are those who care the most about what other people think. - C. JoyBell C.

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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