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Take Your Pick

Marion County Police ask you to Choose Your Ride

Take Your Pick thanks to Keith Blake

Your choice - Drink, Drive, or go to Jail

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If it swells, ride it! - Unknown

Whenever you fall, pick something up. - Oswald Avery

There is not one right way to ride a wave. - Jamie O'Brien

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow. - Unknown

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. Boredom is a choice. - Wayne W. Dyer

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

You'll never have any mental muscle if you don't have any heavy stuff to pick up. - Diane Lane

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

My wife simply quoted, 'For better or worse.' It was only then that I realized the phrase was not multiple-choice. - Michael Gurnow

Destiny is not a matter of chance; it is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for; it is a thing to be achieved. - William Jennings Bryan

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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