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Tactical Texas

How Texans break bones with sticks and stones

Tactical Texas thanks to Kirk Lowry

Sign of a prepared Texas hunter

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Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks. - A.A. Milne

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher


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