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Surreal Cubist

Cubism and surrealism painting by a selfie artist

Surreal Cubist thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari


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