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Surf's Up

Where to catch the waves in Paia, Maui

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GPS coordinates to guide you to Hawaii's surfing paradise

Surf's Up thanks to joe-kster

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I surf to get tan. - Shane Dorian

When in doubt, duck. - Malcolm Forbes

There's no map to human behaviour. - Bjork

I've tried body surfing. It's nice. - Ziggy Marley

Somewhere there is a map of how it can be done. - Ben Stein

It is not down in any map; true places never are. - Herman Melville

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

The best surfer out there is the one having the most fun. - Phil Edwards

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Ideologies do not map the complete living processes of a World. - William Irwin Thompson

The first thing that put me on the map was my Sherlock Holmes novel. - Nicholas Meyer

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

The best way to navigate through life is to give up all of our controls. - Gerald Jampolsky

If there was no such thing as barrels I probably wouldn't even surf. - Clay Marzo

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

Satellite imagery is the only way we can map the looting patterns effectively. - Sarah Parcak

You can take a surfer out of the surf, but you can not take surf out of surfer. - Bob McTavish

Maybe I'm a serial regional writer. First here, then there, across the map. - Richard Ford

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

I have come to believe that this is a mighty continent which was hitherto unknown. - Christopher Columbus

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath. - Michael Caine

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

It's a culmination of your life of surfing when you turn and paddle in at Mavericks. - Jeff Clark

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change. - Muhammad Ali

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

By prevailing over all obstacles and distractions, one may unfailingly arrive at his chosen goal or destination. - Christopher Columbus

Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it's a bad world. - Kary Mullis

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater

Close your eyes and place your finger on a map. Wherever it lands, that's the theme of the evening. So many times we settle for routine dishes. This forces you to try new cuisines. - Mario Batali

String theorists have no explanation of why there are three large dimensions as well as time, and the other dimensions are microscopic. Proposals about that have been all over the map. - Edward Witten

Surfing, alone among sports, generates laughter at its very suggestion, and this is because it turns not a skill into an art, but an inexplicable and useless urge into a vital way of life. - Matt Warshaw

Surfing soothes me, it's always been a kind of Zen experience for me. The ocean is so magnificent, peaceful, and awesome. The rest of the world disappears for me when I'm on a wave. - Paul Walker

Surfing is such an amazing concept. You're taking on Nature with a little stick and saying, 'I'm gonna ride you!' And a lot of times Nature says, 'No you're not!' and crashes you to the bottom. - Jolene Blalock


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