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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

The secret of being boring is to say everything. - Voltaire

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. - Ben Franklin

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The secret of being tiresome is to tell everything. - Voltaire

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

Q: What do you call a blonde with brains?
A: A labrador. - Lee Mack

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

A neurosis is a secret you don't know you're keeping. - Kenneth Tynan

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

Secrets, silent, stony sit in the dark palaces of both our hearts: secrets weary of their tyranny: tyrants willing to be dethroned. - James Joyce

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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