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The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

The secret of getting things done is to act! - Dante Alighieri

The secret of being boring is to say everything. - Voltaire

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything. - Voltaire

The secret of being tiresome is to tell everything. - Voltaire

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

Q: What do you call a blonde with brains?
A: A labrador. - Lee Mack

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself. - W Somerset Maugham

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

Many a secret that cannot be pried out by curiosity can be drawn out by indifference. - Sydney J. Harris

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

The reason we are so pleased to find other people's secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own. - Oscar Wilde

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Secrets, silent, stony sit in the dark palaces of both our hearts: secrets weary of their tyranny: tyrants willing to be dethroned. - James Joyce

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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