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Street Hair

Combing through a neighbourhood shrub

Street Hair thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Artscape - blending graffiti with the environment

Using graffiti on street walls for mural art

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Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffet

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave. - Nicki Minaj

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Unknown

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear


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