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Stoned Sign

Who shall throw the first stone?

Stoned Sign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Under every stone lurks a politician. - Aristophanes

Constant dripping hollows out a stone. - Lucretius

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Failure is another stepping stone to greatness. - Oprah Winfrey

Nothing Eyetalian because it causes garlic stones. - Archie Bunker

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

Deeds, not stones, are the true monuments of the great. - J.L. Motley

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone. - Arab Proverb

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

If you had been singing like this 2,000 years ago, people would have stoned you. - Simon Cowell

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

As the sculptor devotes himself to wood and stone, I would devote myself to my soul. - Toyohiko Kagawa

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on. - Robert Frost

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

If not for me being stoned and clinging to a taco, it would have been terribly romantic. - Richelle Mead

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone. - Jorge Luis Borges

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Calvin

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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