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A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Under every stone lurks a politician. - Aristophanes

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on. - Robert Frost

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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