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Stoned Longhorns

Stone craft sculpture in Texas

Stoned Longhorns thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

An obstacle is often a stepping stone. - Prescott

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Nothing Eyetalian because it causes garlic stones. - Archie Bunker

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Every charitable act is a stepping stone toward heaven. - Henry Ward Beecher

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on. - Robert Frost

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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