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Stone Wall Art

Building stone walls with mortar and inspiration

Stone Wall Art thanks to Dave Harris

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An obstacle is often a stepping stone. - Prescott

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Every man is the architect of his own fortune. - Sallust

Failure is another stepping stone to greatness. - Oprah Winfrey

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

Prose is architecture, not interior decoration, and the Baroque is over. - Ernest Hemingway

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on. - Robert Frost

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone. - Jorge Luis Borges

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenements halls and whispered in the sounds of silence. - Paul Simon

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli


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