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Stone Wall Art

Building stone walls with mortar and inspiration

Stone Wall Art thanks to Dave Harris

Cementing good relationships with the neighbours

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Constant dripping hollows out a stone. - Lucretius

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Every man is the architect of his own fortune. - Sallust

Failure is another stepping stone to greatness. - Oprah Winfrey

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall! - Jack Nicholson

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

The first hole made through a piece of stone is a revelation. - Henry Moore

Noise is a buffer, more effective than cubicles or booth walls. - Margaret Heffernan

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb

Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone. - Arab Proverb

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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