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Start Of Spring

Long wait for the start of Spring in Canada

Start Of Spring thanks to Warren Ralston

Surviving another long Canadian winter

Start Of Spring thanks to Warren Ralston

Start Of Spring thanks to Warren Ralston

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A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

At the best of times, spring hurts depressives. - Angela Carter

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill

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thingS dare to do people - e e cummings

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. - Richard B. Sheridan

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Natural abilities are like natural plants: to grow, they need pruning. - Red Auerbach

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

It is not so much where my motivation comes from but rather how it manages to survive. - Louise Bourgeois

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown


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