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Start Of Spring

Long wait for the start of Spring in Canada

Start Of Spring thanks to Warren Ralston

Surviving another long Canadian winter

Start Of Spring thanks to Warren Ralston

Start Of Spring thanks to Warren Ralston

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Groundhog Day - think Spring! - Unknown

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James Lowell

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

It is not so much where my motivation comes from but rather how it manages to survive. - Louise Bourgeois

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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