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Software Cake

Taking a byte out of a computer cake

Software Cake thanks to Kayla Janlova

message = Happy Birthday

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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. - Ovid

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

The best love affairs are those we never had. - Norman Lindsay

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28


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