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Sleep-In Dad

Lisa's Dad can sleep through almost anything

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso


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