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Shining Stars

Stars can't shine without darkness

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The first part of inspiration is perspiration

Lighting the way towards an inspiring lifestyle. The first part of inspiration is perspiration.
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Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. - Scott Hamilton

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

Failure isn't fatal, and success isn't final. - Don Shula

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul Valery

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on. - Christopher Walken

I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. - Galileo Galilei

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Unknown

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

Your attitude determines your altitude. How high you go is almost entirely due to a positive attitude. - Mel Cooper

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington


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