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Shining Stars

Stars can't shine without darkness

Shining Stars thanks to Marian Renstrom

The first part of inspiration is perspiration

Lighting the way towards an inspiring lifestyle. The first part of inspiration is perspiration.
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Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

Hope is a song in a weary throat. - Pauli Murray

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Our favorite attitude should be gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. - Oscar Wilde

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. - George S Patton

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Success is dependent on the glands - the sweat glands. - Zig Ziglar

Even in the desolate wilderness, stars can still shine. - Aoi Jiyuu Shiroi Nozomi

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars. - Serbian Proverb

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay


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