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The first part of inspiration is perspiration

Lighting the way towards an inspiring lifestyle. The first part of inspiration is perspiration.
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Ambition lubricates the mind. - Unknown

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Human success is a quotation from overhead. - Charles H. Parkhurst

Ambition makes more trusty slaves than need. - Ben Johnson

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake. - Henry David Thoreau

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. - Christopher Lasch

The lower the Lattitude, the better the Attitude. - Unknown

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. - Zig Ziglar

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. - Truman Capote

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

I'm not a dreamer... but I believe in miracles. I have to. - Terry Fox

I'm a bit of a P. T. Barnum. I make stars out of everyone. - Donald Trump

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done. - Bo Bennett

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton


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