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The first part of inspiration is perspiration

Lighting the way towards an inspiring lifestyle. The first part of inspiration is perspiration.
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If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

Advertisers are the merchants of dreams. - Unknown

Ambition makes more trusty slaves than need. - Ben Johnson

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. - Zig Ziglar

Formula for success: Underpromise and overdeliver. - Thomas Peters

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Unknown

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds. - Oscar Wilde

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars. - Serbian Proverb

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Success comes from knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done. - Bo Bennett

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

Success and failure. We think of them as opposites, but they're really not. They're companions - the hero and the sidekick. - Laurence Shames

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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