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Why the pilots are prime suspects as search for missing Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 plane expands

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Believe in your #Selfie - Unknown

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Owning a drone does not a pilot make. - Alex Morritt

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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